Theroux Moves On, Shirley Shows No Empathy

-- Brad Pitt isn't the only one missing a sensitivity chip. Just days after breaking up with longtime galpal Heidi Bivens, Theroux has moved on and moved out of the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood and is now camping out at Jennifer Aniston's Los Angeles pad. Over the weekend Bivens moved out of the New York apartment she shared with the actor/writer/director for the last six years. Multiple media outlets are reporting that Theroux and Aniston are now sporting matching gold bands. Ouch!

-- Baby daddy Gary Shirley showed just how classless a guy can really be when he threw a BBQ after on-again, off-again girlfriend Amber Portwood was hospitalized for threatening to kill herself. While his baby mama was undergoing a psych evaluation, the Pennsylvania po-dunk got his grill on. Nothing says empathy like a burger and a can of Natty Light. Anybody up for a pig roast?

-- One thing is "Crystal" clear -- Hugh Hefner will not go quietly. The 85-year-old Playboy mogul was left at the altar just five days before his lavish wedding, but it appears he will be getting the last laugh after all. Hef had promised bride-to-be Crystal Harris the cover of July's Playboy issue. Unlike Harris, Hef is keeping his vow, only adding a personal touch to it. The headline on the cover reads "America's Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner." However, a big red sticker reading "Runaway Bride In This Issue!" will be added to the cover of the magazine on newsstands.