The Situation's Father Knows Best

If anybody knows that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is a major d-bag, it's his dad. The father of the famous Jersey Shore cast member is showing that the apple doesn't fall from the tree as he launches a major smear campaign against Sorrentino. Frank Sorrentino is slamming his celebrity son for forgetting where he came from. In a series of videos, the Sorrentino patriarch lambastes the MTV fixture for not supporting dear old dad in his time of need. A visibly pissed Sorrentino tells the camera, "I ask you one f**king favor and you tell me to go f**king be like a regular f**cking Joe Blow and go on welfare. No, my friend, I don't do that." What he also probably doesn't do is support himself. Sorrentino is obviously looking for a handout from his son. The entitled father figure maintains that he's had to go to bat for The Situation more times than he can count. He also goes on to say that he resolves most situations the way he was brought up... with his fists. With that in mind, he takes a major swing at The Situation in a second video where he reveals that his son was fired for receiving oral sex from an older co-worker... in his office. And this should surprise us how? Let's be frank, the Sitch's dad says "f*ck the little f*ck." We say it takes one to know one.