Michael Lohan: Can I Get a Witness?

It appears Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Lindsay Lohan's mystery witness all have something in common. Can you guess what that is? The king of delusion himself Michael Lohan is telling Radaronline.com that there's a man who's going to get his daughter off... on her grand theft charge, that is. It's just her luck that the Freaky Friday actress is being accused of a five-finger discount on a $2,500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store. But dad Michael says they've got proof that the baubles were worth far less than that, namely cause the store owner offered up the very same piece for under a grand to another customer just days before Lohan supposedly snatched it! Lohan tells Radronline, "A man contacted Lindsay's camp and told them he went into the jewelry store way before Lindsay did and was interested in buying the necklace. They told him it was $800." The man has offered to testify on the actress' behalf if the case goes to trial. But we're betting there's a better chance of spotting the Loch Ness monster than said witness. Of course, the pesky patriarch thinks the individual is Lindsay's golden ticket to freedom. He adds, "This witness will completely exonerate Lindsay and prove that the necklace isn't worth $2,500, and prove that she shouldn't have been charged with a felony." Of course, that still leaves her contending with a misdemeanor.