Montel's Pipe Dreams Up in Smoke

Montel Williams' love affair with Mary Jane just landed him in trouble with the police. The veteran talk show host was burned by the TSA after they discovered a metal pipe used to smoke the wacky tobacky in Williams' luggage. According to TMZ, the pipe set off a metal detector. Even though there was no marijuana residue in it, Williams was still booked on possession of drug paraphernalia by the sheriff's department. His punishment -- $484 and a whole lot of press. But there will be no boot camp for Williams as the bust won't come as a surprise to most people. He's been an advocate for the use of medical marijuana for years, namely because he's openly discussed his use of the drug for pain management. Williams was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1999. Of course, he's also spent a majority of his career encouraging kids to get off drugs. Obviously, this is a case of do as I say, not as I do.