A Bad Knight for Hasselhoff

America's got talent, but David Hasselhoff does not... at least when it comes to getting down. And by down, we don't mean on the floor with a cheeseburger while in a drunken stupor. The former Baywatch star may not have been dancing under the influence, but he was still the first contestant to get voted off Dancing with the Stars. After Monday night's debut, football player Kurt Warner, Jersey Shore's The Situation and Hasselhoff all found themselves in the bottom three. Somehow Warner and The Situation were saved by the points earned from judges and viewers. Hasselhoff and fellow contestant Kyle Massey weren't so lucky. At the end of the day, it was Hasselhoff who called it a knight. He and pro Kym Johnson were sent packing. Hasselhoff was a good sport about his loss, telling the audience, "It's been a great ride. I feel bad for Kym because she worked so hard to try and get me where I was going. I'm just so proud that my daughters are here and got to see me go this far. So, it's great." He then Tweeted, "@KymJohnsonnewsTHANKS KYMMIE YOU ROCK...SORRY I LET YOU DOWN....AT LEAST I DIDNT FALL DOWN.....KEEP SMILIN!!!" Hopefully, the Hoff didn't drown his sorrows is in alcohol.