No Sex for Speidi

All of those folks holding out for a Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt sex tape are going to be sadly disappointed. The publicity-loving putzes plan on keeping the footage of their sex romps private... if the footage even exists. TMZ is reporting that Speidi collectively called off all talks with Vivid Entertainment head Stephen Hirsch. And right about now we're guessing he's the only one who gotten taken for a ride in this snafu that was likely nothing more than one big publicity stunt. According to TMZ, Pratt's assistant sent a letter to Vivid saying, "Heidi's made it very clear that she is not interested in releasing any tapes." He added, "It looks like she pulled the kill switch." Right about now Hirsch is probably wishing he could pull a kill switch on these two twits. Ironically, it seems as if the whole sex tape fiasco may have actually brought the couple closer together, especially if you consider they've probably never really been apart. The letter went on to say, "Spencer's not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she's so vehemently against." And so goes another ploy from the demented duo who will stop at nothing to make headlines.