Snooki: Papa Does Preach

Jersey Shore's hardest-partying reality star -- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi -- plans on doing a little less binge drinking and fist pumping, according to Radaronline.com. Her decision to slow it down a bit stems from her arrest for disorderly conduct last month. Snooki admitted to reporters that, "My dad was very, very pissed." Her adoptive father went on to tell her, "I didn't raise you like this." So let's get this straight. Snooki's highest aspirations in life include GTL (gym, tanning, laundry). She gets in drunken bar brawls, hooks up with random guys in a hot tub while on camera and has an almost pornographic relationship with pickles. Yet, Papa Snooks is only now calling her behavior into question because she gets tossed in the drunk tank for six hours??? Papa Snooks should have played the "embarrassment" card back when the first episode of the MTV reality show hit the air. Snooki says she's taking measures to ensure this kind of thing never happens again, which means no more drinking during the day. Says Snooki, "I just felt really bad. I'm definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime. I learned that I need to calm down with drinking." We're not saying a stint in Celebrity Rehab might help, but... Ironically, Snooki's drinking problems go way back. When she was 16, a classmate who had been doing shots at her house died in a drunk driving accident. We're not saying that Snooki is a good candidate for AA or performing Public Service Announcements. We're just saying it's questionable exactly how Papa Snooks did raise the pint-sized partier.