Lindsay Wants to Be an Apprentice

While Lindsay Lohan may not be up for a stint on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, she is entertaining the offer of joining the Celebrity Apprentice cast, at least that's what her mom says. Although most of Hollywood doesn't want to touch the washed-out actress with a 10-foot stripper pole, Donald Trump doesn't seem to mind. Lohan's enabler mom Dina says that the 23-year-old party girl might consider appearing on the NBC reality show IF her busy schedule allows for it. Delusional Dina told Page Six, "Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of Celebrity Apprentice have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She's deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she's very busy." Of course, Lindsay also has to oversee her line of leggings and her self-tan products - so it looks like her schedule is pretty packed. NBC didn't have much of a comment regarding Dina's revelation, only saying that they aren't talking about casting at this point. Dina didn't also didn't waste any time crying over spilled alcohol. Lindsay's momager maintains that the only reason her daughter's SCRAM bracelet went off is because SOMEONE spilled alcohol on her leg. She left out the part that the someone was probably Lindsay herself. Says Dina, "She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet." Dina also proved just how far in denial she really is when she told the paper that the former Freaky Friday starlet shouldn't have to wear the monitor, "She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine." The apple obviously doesn't fall far from the tree.