Why Ryan Seacrest Is Still Single

Entertainment mogul Ryan Seacrest may come off like a smooth operator, but he's secretly a big ole mama's boy. In a telling interview with Parade.com, Seacrest's mom Connie revealed that when it comes to selecting the American Idol host's future wife, she'll be the judge of that. "I'll certainly get a vote. I want Ryan to make the right choice. I guess that's a mother's dream. But before she road-tests Ryan's future beau, she's giving him a lifestyle makeover. Connie went on to say "Ryan likes to date, but he's so busy now. There's not a woman in the world that wants to go out with a guy who gets up at 4:30 in the morning and goes to bed at 8:30 at night. We're going to find him a better life as far as not working every single hour of the day before he makes a commitment." Actually, there's not a woman in the world who wants to date a guy who's mom refers to her boy as "we." Can you say creepy?

This left us with one question for Ryan -- does your mom use Charmin or Angel Soft when she wipes your butt?