Tequila to Go to Celebrity Rehab

Tila Tequila finally found a way to capitalize on her multiple mental issues. The bona fide lunatic is set to sign on to Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, and not a moment too soon. Although they've yet to disclose exactly what addiction issue Tequila is battling (alcohol, sex, drugs, fame), we'd be willing to bet that some sort of illegal substances are involved. After all, what else could explain the bizarre late-night videos, abuse charges, questionable pregnancies, faux gay engagements and so forth? Over the past year, Tequila's out-of-control antics have become so commonplace they rarely even garner the reality star 15 seconds of fame anymore, yet alone 15 minutes. TMZ maintains that the Shot of Love star is determined to take a shot at Celebrity Rehab, if and only if, the show isn't cancelled first. So far, they haven't had enough pseudo celebs sign on to even cast the next season. Of course, with all the washed-up wannabe celebrities, one would think VH1 would have people lined up around the building to get their mugs on the trainwreck of a show. Surely Jon Gosselin could use some help for his addiction to hoes.