Spencer Pratt: The New Italian Stallion
He may not have an Italian bone in his body, but that won't stop sickening Spencer Pratt from making Snooki with a whole new batch of losers. With the clock ticking away on The Hills, Pratt has found a new cash cow to milk for all it's worth -- and that cash cow is none other than Emilio Masella, the wannabe ex-boyfriend of Jersey Shore's Snooki. Pratt and Masella have already teamed up for a reality show called "Fist Pumping for Love," a Bachelor-esque dating show with Masella as the big catch. But the dynamic duo aren't going to stop there. They also have an energy drink in the works called "Guid-o-Juice" according to TMZ. Is nothing sacred anymore? Determined to give Red Bull, Monster and those other pricey beverages a run for their money, Pratt and Masella's drink line will include everything from energy drinks to herbal remedies. What's next? Tanning salons? Of course, Pratt says it's "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world." We're pretty certain you're gagging already.