Jersey Kids Cause a Situation for Air Travelers

Talk about a bunch of airheads. The vapid cast of fake-and-baked freaks who've made MTV's Jersey Shore a household name terrorized air travelers by simply being themselves. The kooky clan, which included Snookie, Ronnie, J-Wow, Pauly D, Sammi, Vinny and The Situation, were heading back to the Garden State after a weekend of celebrating the Golden Globes in L.A. Apparently, the d-bags displayed some diva-like behavior before they even boarded the five-hour plane ride. One witness told the New York Post that the only thing more piercing than their voices was their bodies, "Their speaking voices were never quieter than a yell. As other passengers waited, scanners were constantly being set off by some new-found piece of metal jewelry they were covered in. The whole process of getting them to their departure gate was treated as if President Obama was visiting Iraq." Once they took their seats, their behavior wasn't much better. In fact, the eyewitness maintained that fellow passengers Diana Ross and 30 Rock actor Cheyenne Jackson, who are REAL stars, were far more gracious than these D-Listers. In other Jersey Shore news, Snookie may be flying solo and coming to a television screen near you. It turns out that that the reality gods are a cruel bunch, who have offered Snookers her very own reality show. As it turns out, she may be the new Tila Tequila, which ain't saying much. Rumor has it that the pint-sized Jersey princess is next in line to assume the Shot at Love helm with her series Snookin' for Love. But nothing is set in stone with MTV. She tells UsMagazine.com, "Definitely there is no set thing, but it has been talked about. I got offers from VH1 and other reality networks." Whichever network she goes with, the show will likely focus on Snookie's quest for love. Sounds like must-see TV to us.