Prejean Must Feel Like a Boob

Former Miss California and zealot Carrie Prejean will be walking away from settlement negotiations with Miss California USA officials with exactly nothing - aside from her dignity and implants. The two sides settled, and the Pageant will fork over $100,000 to cover Carrie's attorney and publicist costs. But the antigay activist will receive no cash herself. TMZ reports that she dropped all charges against the Pageant after one of its lawyers showed her a videotape in which she has a starring - and solo -- role. That's right, folks -- there's a sex tape, according to TMZ. The gossip site claims to have gotten its grubby hands on a copy "months ago" but chose not to post it because it was so "racy." Riiiight. If TMZ was a bastion of morality, then Prejean would probably write for them herself. However, the budding author's first book comes out Monday, so maybe she'll get some more hush money out of the sales. Sounds like she's gonna need it.

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