Gosselin Babysitter's Mom Talks Junk

Jon Gosselin does a pretty good job of making himself look like a gigolo, bad dad and all-around jerk. But so do the people with whom he chooses to associate. He hired Stephanie Santoro to babysit his eight back in July, and she was seen leaving his house on several mornings. Santoro's mother spoke with RadarOnline.com about the sleepovers, which had nothing to do with minding the children. Or did it? Marci Santoro claims that her daughter and the loathsome lothario had a sexual relationship, during which Gosselin told her not to worry about getting pregnant because he'd had a vasectomy after the sextuplets were born. Given all his sexual exploits after splitting with Kate Gosselin, pregnancy should be the least of this girl's worries. Marci Santoro also told Radar that Jon threatened to kill himself. "He said that everybody would be better off without him and that his children would be better off if he wasn't around anymore. He said to her, 'I'm just going to kill myself, I'm just going to end it all.'" Jon, of course, refutes all the claims Santoro makes, claiming he's being exploited for money. What money would that be, Jon? All that hypothetical Ed Hardy cash? At least Jon's lightening his load of charges - he gave the family's German Shepherds, Shoka and Nola, to their trainer to keep "indefinitely." Naturally, Jon blames Kate for not being willing to take care of them. Point taken, but we're pretty sure her name's not on the lease for his tiny, dog-unfriendly Manhattan pad...

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