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Wednesday, June 19, 2013
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Paris' Poor Baby
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The world is about to become a scarier place... at least in 2009. That's the deadline that Paris Hilton has set to become a mom. She's already penciled it into her calendar. The blonde bimbo, who has been dating rocker Benji Madden for three months, says she wants her current beau to be her baby daddy within the next year.
She told Britain's Heat magazine, "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."
Busy? You're Paris freakin' Hilton. You party. You walk the red carpet. You shop. And you do a whole lot of self-promotion. If you think your life is hectic now, wait until you spit out a mini-Madden. It's not like you can just tote the baby around in your Balenciaga bag while you pose for the paparazzi.
If it takes a village to raise a child, poor Paris' offspring is going to be damned from the get-go. Here's to hoping her schedule never opens up... or that Benji smartens up by 2009.
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