Joe Francis Goes Wild on Girl

A fight broke out Friday morning at Hollywood club Guys and Dolls, and at this point, all we know for sure is that Joe Francis, Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were involved. Now the whole he-said, she-said, they-said incident is up to the law to sort out. It all started when Jayde allegedly had her friend's back - Abbey Wilson, Joe's ex, was fending off Joe's unwanted advances when Jayde chucked a drink in the Girls Gone Wild impresario's face. According to Jayde, who had the beginnings of a good-looking shiner when she spoke to the TMZ paps that night, the ever-classy Joe took a swing at her. Then after security broke it up, Brody supposedly sucker-punched Joe outside and ripped off his shirt, then was tasered by police. Maybe he was trying to put Joe in the shoes of a drunken sorority girl? Now each side has taken to their respective corners and are all telling a different story. Joe says the security camera caught it all, and that he will be exonerated of whatever charges Jayde presses. Jayde says Joe pulled her hair, punched her and kicked her. Abbey says Jayde had her back - but not much else. And Brody tweeted his account: "Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!" All in good time, buddy. We think someone's story stinks as bad as Francis's latest court antics.

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