Hardy Har: Jon to Land a Job?

With the future of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 well running dry due to the impending divorce of Jon and Kate Gosselin, it goes without saying that the patriarch of the once-coveted clan is seeking gainful employment. And he's looking to Ed Hardy for his next payday... no joke. The news should actually come as no surprise. Since splitting from Kate, Jon has become a walking billboard for Christian Audigier's Ed Hardy label. He's rarely photographed without Ed Hardy clothing, cigarettes and his almighty Bluetooth. So why not mix business with pleasure? Audigier flew Jon -- and his new 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman -- to Paris for a meeting, according to Access Hollywood. Sources say the designer is interested in having the father of eight design a Bluetooth cell phone headset. Because after all, who doesn't want to be like Jon Gosselin? While in Paris, Jon took the opportunity to showcase his new "talent," the hot little brunette who's replaced Kate. It's hard figure out which raises more eyebrows -- the fact that someone is actually considering Jon for a job as a designer or the fact that he's already gone public with his new 22-year-old girlfriend, who happens to be the daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed a tummy tuck on Jon's soon-to-be-ex Kate. No word on what Jon's line for Ed Hardy would be called -- but we're suggesting something along the lines of "douchebag" or "tool."

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