Bi, Bi Love for Snooki

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi kissed a girl...and she liked it. Although she has no intentions of switching teams, the Jersey Shore star proudly describes herself as bisexual. Snooki and fellow cast member Jennifer "JWoww" Farley sat down with the Huffington Post to discuss their philosophies on sex, sexuality and sexual preferences. The end product was a mind-blowing interview that makes Paris Hilton look like Freud. In the telling piece, Snooki comes clean about her girl-on-girl makeout session with roommate Deena Cortese. She explains, "I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented." Through the entire brain drain of epic proportions, JWOWW does her damnedest to come across as "gay friendly." If there was a drinking game for how many times Farley references her gay best friend Joey, you would be as sloppy drunk as Snooki before you reached the second half of the article. While desperately trying to pledge their allegiance to gays everywhere, Snooki and JWoww then take the opportunity to "out" another Jersey Shore cast member, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. The treacherous twosome point out that every time The Sitch brings home a chick something goes wrong. They also allude to the fact he gives his female hook-ups men's clothes to wear -- as if he has anything else?!? JWoww maintains the proof is in his posture, stating, "And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes... everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know... the signs."