Based on his past relationship with alcohol, we know Shia LaBeouf likes to tipple once in awhile, and while sharing his thoughts on Mother's Day, you have to hope he was wasted. The Transformers star says it's not his costar, Megan Fox, who would be his dream woman. LaBeouf told Playboy magazine, "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds." So is Mrs. LaBeouf a super hottie like Fox? Hardly ? Shia's mama Shayna looks like anyone's middle-aged, frumpy mom. But maybe back in the day she was a MILF. Shia says of the good ole days with Mom, "She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time." Explains a lot, doesn't it?

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