Michael Jackson Is Sick... Really

If you believe what the British paper The Sun is reporting, Wacko Jacko is seriously ill. Supposedly, the singer is suffering from a genetic disease, leaving him half blind and in need of a lung transplant. The condition is called karma. Actually, it's known as A1AD, alpha-1 anti-trypsin deficiency. But it's probably caused by bad karma. The Sun reports, "He needs a lung transplant, but may be too weak to go through with it. He also has emphysema and chronic gastrointestinal bleeding, which his doctors have had a lot of trouble stopping. It's the bleeding that's the most problematic part. It could kill him." Although Jackson is said to have been afflicted with A1AD for years, it's been worsening. Brother Jermaine Jackson told The Sun, "He's not doing so well right now. This isn't a good time." Hopefully, he can afford good treatment with the little money he has left.

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