Arnold Has a Love Child

Move over, John Edwards. You've got competition. Arnold Schwarzenegger has disgraced his family and his party, announcing that 10 years ago he knocked up a member of the household staff. As it turns out, that's the news that sent longtime wife Maria Shriver running for the door. The Kennedy clan member is now conferring with a powerful financial adviser to get all of her ducks in a row before she terminates her marriage to The Sperminator. According to the Los Angeles Times, Arnie's baby mama worked for the family for two decades before retiring and receiving a severance package. All this time, Shriver believed the baby daddy was the woman's husband -- not her own. Schwarzenegger came clean to the LA Times telling the reporter, " After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry." So far the former NBC newswoman has made no comment. Insiders say Shriver is "completely distraught" over the revelation. However, she plans on moving on with her life. At this point, it shouldn't be too difficult. Since her separation from the Predator actor, Shriver is being courted by some major players in the television industry, including Oprah. Sources tell TMZ that the queen of all media wants Shriver to host her own talk show on the OWN Network. Other major TV syndicators are pitching Shriver to do a daily talk show. A baby may have been born a decade ago, but a star is going to be born as a result of the fertilization fallout.