JWOWW's Clothing Line Fails to Wow

Well, she got the "filthy" part right...JWOWW debuted her new clothing line, called Filthy Couture, and it's everything you'd expect from the Jersey Shore denizen -- and less. JWOWW's known for hitting whatever red carpet will have her in lacy, sparkly numbers that show off her moneymakers, and the apparel in her new line follows suit. There isn't a lingerie line, but with a wide array of bustiers and skanky swimwear, it definitely could pass. Most of the women's apparel includes genuine Swarovski crystals, so women can really sparkle when taking shots and trying to catch the attention of juiceheads. "Even girls who don't have Jwoww's can wear this," the designer said. JWOWWs or not, you will have to have some major moolah to indulge in this filth. Dresses run for about $300, and one measly bikini will cost you about $125.