Celebrity Rehab Lacks Star Power

Before Dr. Drew starts helping drug-addicted celebrities in season four of Celebrity Rehab, he's actually got to FIND some stars willing to participate. TMZ was allegedly told that because there were absolutely no addicts lined up by last Friday, which was the first deadline, sources at the show say they've been given until this Wednesday. Otherwise, the show will not come to fruition. Obviously, there are plenty of stars in Hollywood who could use a stint in rehab, but despite pursuing big names like Lindsay Lohan and Heather Locklear -- who both turned the show down -- no one's rallying for rehab. Some not-so-fresh faces that we'd recommend...Tila Tequila -- just look at what she wore to her album's launch and check out her blog. She's the perfect famewhore to air her dirty laundry on the show. Dr. Drew might be the perfect person with whom Whitney Houston could drown her sorrows about her disaster-ridden tour. Jonathan Rhys Meyers might be the biggest name the show could land, but they'd have to spring for a road trip instead of a flight to get him to the Rehab house. The Hills is wrapping up, so Kristin Cavallari would be free...Barring any of these options, the show could just mine its first three seasons -- someone's bound to have fallen off the wagon, right?