Jessica Simpson Can't Handle the Tooth
If you're wondering why Jessica Simpson can't seem to keep a man, it may have a little something to do with her dental hygiene habits... or a lack thereof. The 29-year-old singer who's known for her off-the-wall statements actually admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that she only brushes her teeth about three times a WEEK. That's a far cry from the two to three times a day that most people clean their choppers. Simpson told the talk show host, "Because my teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery -- but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day. But I don't brush them every day. My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." We're certain her dentist is hardly smiling after that revelation, and it's only a matter of time before teeth experts everywhere start crawling out of the woodwork to criticize the bubble-headed singer/actress. Simpson maintains that she's still a breath of fresh air despite her lack of brush time, "I know it's gross but I always have fresh breath. It's really weird but I have great breath." She usually relies on "a shirt or something." to scrub off the funk. It's no wonder she's constantly getting kissed goodbye.