A Small Problem with Becks' Golden Balls?

An Italian reporter gave investigative journalism a whole new twist when she donned a pair of gloves to check out the truth behind David Beckham's racy Armani underwear ads. Elena Di Cioccio, a female presenter for the Italian show Le lene, interrupted an interview outside a Milan restaurant with the AC Milan footballer in order to get up close and personal with Becks' "crown jewels." She alleges that Beckham, whose wife Victoria calls him "Golden Balls," had some substantial help in adding a few karats to the gilded area - whether the pricey drawers were stuffed or if Becks was digitally enhanced. Di Cioccio moved in for the goose while security looked on, after which security whisked the baller away. So is the soccer star keeping it brief? As security led her away, Di Cioccio yelled, "I touched it, but it's small. David, you have conned us all. What did you use, cotton wool? It's all a trick." Her work - if you can call it that - began when Armani replaced Beckham with Cristiano Ronaldo, another soccer player. She wanted to see how Becks "measured up." Well, if it's true that the camera adds 10 pounds, then Posh may actually be dealing with fool's gold...