Octo-Mom Wants TLC from Octo-Dad

What's grosser than gross? Reality whore mom Nadya Suleman going public with her lust for reality whore dad Jon Gosselin. In her latest bid for media attention, the mother of 14 has gone public with her not-so-secret crush on the serial schemer and habitual liar. In what would surely be the reality television equivalent to the apocalypse, Suleman hinted that she wouldn't mind having Gosselin as her leading man. Says Suleman, "I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he's hot...he looks cute in purple." Maybe the two wackos can plan a very public playdate... with all 22 kids. Just think of the media circus that would be. Gosselin has already proved that the only taste he has is in his mouth, so maybe nutty Nadya would be a step up for the Gross-elin. Of course, it's unlikely these star-crossed losers would ever hook up since Suleman has a newfound empathy for Gosselin's ex Kate. The 33-year-old says, "I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone. I'm sure she trusts herself and trusts that she's strong enough to handle it." Kind of ironic since just months ago cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs was tearing up pictures of her reality rival and slamming her plastic surgery. Through it all, Suleman still maintains that the world of reality television just isn't for her or her kids, "I already made up my mind a long time ago. I think it's exploitative. I don't care what the dollar amount would be. It's not worth it. It's not healthy for the kids." Yeah, we're betting she'd sign a contract for a show quicker than you can say TLC...

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