Jessica Alba in the Jaws of Law Enforcement
When is white wrong? When you're Jessica Alba and you're advocating for fish in Oklahoma. While she's in Oklahoma City filming a movie, Alba decided to opt for a little activism on behalf of the Great White shark, an endangered species ? that lives, oh, about 1,200 miles from OKC. The Love Guru actress decided to plaster posters of the shark all over the downtown area of the city, even covering up a United Way charity advertisement in her quest to raise awareness, we assume. Her quest simply succeeded in showing what an idiot she is, considering they had no clear message. Plus, she was identified because she posted pictures of her vandalism spree on the Internet. She's now in a sticky situation with the OKC police, who want to question her ? the glue she used is so sticky that it's not coming off easily. According to TMZ, her reps are scrambling to replace the United Way poster. We'd suggest replacing her brain. Alba issued a statement, regretting involvement with the shark savers: "I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."
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