Nit Twits: The Hogans' Network

As if anyone really cares about the haps among the Hogan clan... Hulk Hogan and his pole-dancing daughter Brooke are the latest bunch of rejects to join Team Twitter. Radaronline.com is reporting that the 55-year-old wrestler kept things light and avoided topics like dating a Brooke clone and warring with soon-to-be-ex, Linda. Instead he talked about his recent back surgery, "What a difference 1 day makes. Yesterday back was bad, today I feel like I could slam someone big Brother! Not Andre... But maybe [Hogan Knows Best crony Brian] Knobs." Meanwhile, Brooke discussed her next career move, and surprisingly, it doesn't involve stripping, although it does involve shaking her moneymaker: "I want to do Dancing with the Stars next season for sure!!!" With revealing tweets such as these, we're certain the Hogans already have a cult following on their Twitter feeds... NOT!

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