Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Britney's Own Personal Prison
While many people consider the conservatorship that's put Britney Spears' fate in papa Jamie's hands a success, the pop star maintains that life since her breakdown hasn't been so grand. Sadly, Britney says her newfound stability has come at a high price -- she's lost her freedom. And by freedom we mean the recovering singer can no longer shave her head, flash her privates, drive around Beverly Hills at all hours and sleep with the paparazzi. Says Britney, "If I wasn't under the restraints that I'm under right now, I'd feel so liberated." Sounds like someone is itching to burn their bra... and their underpants. Brit reveals to MTV in her upcoming documentary that although things might look better, her life is worse than being incarcerated, "Even when you go to jail, y'know, there's the time when you're gonna get out. But in this situation, it's never ending. It's just like [the Bill Murray movie] Groundhog Day." For the record, we can think of much worse things -- like losing custody of your children, watching your career crash and burn and being controlled and drugged by a sleazy hanger-on (i.e., Sam Lutfi). But that's just us.