Jessica Biel should choke on some humble pie after a recent interview with Allure magazine. Showing her complete lack of modesty, the wacktress blamed her share of crappy roles on being too hot, saying that she'd prefer roles that go to Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. Right, because Portman and Johansson get roles based on their average looks. Truth be told, Biel's most notable role in years is likely that of being Justin Timberlake's girlfriend. About her holy hotness, Biel tells Allure, "Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt." Her B-list credits couldn't possibly have anything to do with her sub-par acting abilities. Biel's resume includes such masterpieces as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Stealth, Elizabethtown, Next and the straight-to-DVD flick Powder Blue. Biel says she's fed up with directors who can't see past her pretty face. "I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me! But if you don't want to even see me -- that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!" If they've seen Blade: Trinity, they know plenty.

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