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Astrology Shadow Signs

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A CAPITALISTIC CAPRICORN will coldly pretend he is in love with you, as long as you are useful to him in terms of social or business connections. This social climber doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a pretty parrot with no mind of her own who faithfully repeats what he says...

AN ASININE AQUARIUS will go on for hours and hours about your deep connection as soul mates then forget your birthday. Easily distracted by pretty colors and shiny things, this flighty male is easily led astray by other women.

A PIOUS PISCES can only be described as "Christ without, Satan within." This long-suffering martyr has a PhD in co-dependency and knows how to reel women in with shiny promises. However once you take the bait, you are trapped forever in the belly of the beast.

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