While Tiger Woods and wife Elin may be remaining tight-lipped about the mysterious early-morning car accident that followed adultery allegations, one person who's seizing the spotlight is the golfer's alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel. But not to tout an illustrious affair. In an exclusive interview with the New York Post, the director of VIP services emphatically denied having a sexual relationship with the pro golfer... or a relationship of any sort. Uchitel tells the Post, "THIS is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true. I told the Enquirer and Star that it wasn't true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test. It's the most ridiculous story. It's like they are asking me to comment if there are aliens on Earth. I found out who their sources were [Uchitel says she understands there were two sources to the story], which girls were blabbing." In the lengthy interview, Uchitel discusses how she briefly met Woods when she seated the golfer and his party at a VIP table. She also goes on to point out that the girl who sold the story to the Enquirer for $25,000 is actually a drunk hooker who is seeking revenge against Uchitel. Says Uchitel, "She had a personal reason to make this up. She got herself invited on a trip that I went on [to Europe]. She conducted herself in a manner that was so embarrassing that the trip ended after a day. It was a total nightmare. I saw her again last week in Vegas. I was embarrassed by her behavior. She fell down the stairs at the restaurant because she was so wasted. She's a train wreck. I don't want people like that around me. In my business, I am around celebrities and very rich people all the time. People look into it badly. People say all the time: 'Rachel only hangs out with celebrities and rich people.' It's my job. I work in the nightclub industry. Those are the people that come there, and the clients are my job." One thing she doesn't touch upon is her alleged affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. Last month Star magazine accused the former Buffy actor of carrying on a torrid affair with Uchitel while his wife was pregnant with their second child. She told the Post that was a whole different ball game, no pun intended. She's also been linked to Ryan Seacrest. Police announced Tuesday that they wouldn't file criminal charges against Tiger or obtain search warrants for his medical records. So it looks like the golfer's off the hook - legally, at least.