Thursday, June 20, 2013
It's been a slow season for Heidi Montag. So what better way to make a buck for the holidays than by re-opening old wounds... literally. The former Hills star appears on the cover of Life & Style magazine talking about being hacked up in her 10-procedure surgery marathon in 2009. Now that celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan is deceased, Montag is wasting no time soiling his reputation and speaking ill of the dead. The 24-year-old maintains that she was left scarred by Dr. Ryan's procedures. Among her sore spots are a 2-inch scar under her chin, two bald spots and a scar from having her ears pinned. In addition, she claims to have lumps on her legs, stretch marks on her chest, uneven breasts, scars on her nipples and a bunch of other surgery-related blemishes. In the tabloid, Montag sells out Dr. Ryan's work all but claiming she's been maimed. Says Montag, "The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek. People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body." Montag admits she's suffering some major buyer's remorse after trading in her normal appearance to look like reality star Barbie. Montag whines, "I would love to not be 'plastic girl' or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world." It's a far cry from the pride she expressed after undergoing her incredible transformation last year. Admitting she made a big mistake, Montag compares herself to another famous circus freak: "I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I'm always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands." Ironically, her hands are about the only part of her body that wasn't touched.