One-half of the duo formerly known as Speidi has taken to Twitter to tell us all what we already know. Spencer Pratt has daddy issues. "This is the day my earth dad wishes he had worn a condom. No joke," Pratt wrote on Twitter Sunday. That makes one more person among whoever's heard the crystal-toting freak open his mouth. Pratt's supportive family members are dwindling as a result of his crazy antics over the past couple of years; in fact, Us Weekly reported that he is estranged from his sister Stephanie, and just over a month ago, the magazine reported that Spencer's family had had it with him. "They noticed him changing two years ago and stayed by his side. But now it's too much," a source said. "They even took the pictures of him out of their home." Well, that ought to increase the property value should they ever decide to move. Spencer's (alleged) soon-to-be-ex, Heidi Montag, seems to be serious about cutting Pratt out of her life, too. TMZ reports that she's hired a lawyer and will hash out a property settlement within a few weeks. Then the dastardly duo will wait the mandated six months and end their marriage. That should give the fame-hungry couple plenty of time to have it all documented on film.