It just goes to show money can't buy you love after all. Even if one of your gals is a porn star/escort. Just a couple of days after begging audiences to help him win his job back, loser Charlie Sheen admitted to audiences during his Fort Lauderdale, Fla., show that galpal Bree Olson kicked him to the curb... via text message, no less. During the Q & A session of his show, Sheen was asked about for a status update on his goddesses. He told the crowd, "Not well, because one left." Although she ended their unconventional relationship via text, Sheen said he wished her well. That's probably good since the last thing Sheen needs is another enemy. It's been a long way down for the former Two and a Half Men star whose comedy tour hasn't been received well. In fact, sales for the Fort Lauderdale show were so dismal that the actor ended up giving away mass quantities of tickets via Twitter. That said, Radaronline.com is reporting the venue was mostly full and the crowd seemed receptive to Sheen. Unless you count the group of women protesting Sheen's appearance in front of the venue. Sheen's tour is almost complete. But once the lights go down on his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour, Sheen will find himself unemployed and feeling more unloved than ever.