It's official. Sharon Osbourne is bidding goodbye to those double-D implants. Although she had initially tossed the idea around of auctioning her breast implants off on eBay, the America's Got Talent judge has had a change of heart. She'll be using the dead weights as paper weights once she has the implants removed. Osbourne, who's currently a 34DD, plans on dropping two sizes when she undergoes breast reduction surgery in July. She'll then hand over the golden globes to husband Ozzy. Sharon tells the Today Show, "They're better on his desk than on my chest. They're awful!" The 57-year-old has been complaining about the botched boobs for some time. No doubt she'll keep everyone abreast of the situation as it happens.