It's hard to believe but celibate Nadya Suleman is a fighter, not a lover. And that's what she proved when she stepped in the ring for a celebrity boxing match Saturday night. The 36-year-old mother of 14 was set to fight a bartender from a local strip club for three rounds. The publicity stunt was to help the financially destitute freak pay her mountains of bills. However, less than 50 people turned out to see Suleman come out swinging. But the audience was stunned when Octomom bolted from the ring with seconds left in the last round of the fight. Although the fight was slated to be three one-minute rounds, Suleman ran out of the ring and headed for her hotel room, but not before giving the crowd the infamous one-finger salute... with both hands. Suleman's opponent told the Miami Herald, "I think she was mad 'cause she was getting beat up. So she said '[bleep] you' to everybody and ran off." Oddly enough, the judges awarded the fight to Suleman, who later explained that she fled because she assumed the fight was finished. As for flicking everybody off, she said it was the signal for being hungry. Maybe in her house it is. The night before, the mother of 14 posed with her competition next to a stripper pole, which is probably apropos because It's only a matter of time she's working it. Among the attendees was fellow hot mess Michael Lohan, who was on hand to promote his upcoming fight against America's most infamous house guest Kato Kaelin.