Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Move over, Betty Ford. D-bag dad Michael Lohan is cooking up his own plans for a rehab. Just days after being turned away from the Betty Ford Center, Lohan is going public with the plans for his own rehabilitation center. Lindsay's pop has been repeatedly rejected from the facility, which is currently treating the troubled starlet. Last Thursday, Papa Lohan was turned away because visiting hours were over. But we're betting when it comes to the deadbeat seeing his estranged daughter, visiting hours will never even begin. The Inferno actress continues to point the finger at her father as the catalyst for most of her problems. In the meantime, Lohan maintains he's going to give addiction specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky a run for his money. The recovering addict tells Radaronline.com that he intends on opening his facility in Pasadena, Calif., -- right around the corner from where Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab is filmed. Lohan maintains that he'll only treat women at his facility, which is kind of ironic, considering the number of times he's been accused of domestic violence against women. Says Lohan, "The rehab will treat only women, not men. I'm working on fine tuning the therapists and doctors but the financing is in place and it's going to be very religiously oriented." Of all the ironies, Lohan plans on running the show at the new center, "Yes, it's true, I'll be running it."He also tells Radar that he's being backed by a "really well known person." And by a well-known person we're assuming he means the man upstairs since nobody else would touch him with a 10-foot-pole. Lohan says, "I believe spirituality and holistic methods can cure anything. God will be a major element in recovery." Lohan will be lucky if gets even one patient. Even the big man would probably agree, this guy isn't fit to treat a Chia pet.