Now that he's done the seemingly impossible and mended fences with estranged daughter Lindsay, Michael Lohan's success in getting her clean has apparently gone to his crazy head. The douchebag dad just landed an actual job pairing up addicts with rehab centers. Well, it takes one to know one. And as a recovering addict himself, he definitely has the hands-on experience. That's right -- the fame-whoring freak will be working a real 9-to-5 where the paparazzi isn't paying him off, at least that's what TMZ is reporting. Apparently, this is the first step in Lohan's master plan to open his own rehab and likely film a reality show about it. The d-bag dad told TMZ that he has been hired by the Los Angeles-based Recovery Hub. Although he didn't specify exactly what his jobtitle is, his first day on the job will be next Monday. In the meantime, he continues to sell his soul -- and his stories -- to the media. TMZ is currently running a nice photo spread of Lohan and on-again galpal Kate Major undergoing Botox treatments. He continues to stand by his moratorium on speaking out about Lindsay's issues, which leaves him plenty of time to go on and on about a few of his other favorite things -- himself, himself and himself. Forget Botox. What he really needs is a shot of shut the heck up.