Liar. Abuser. Deadbeat. Philanderer. Michael Lohan is many things, including a two-timer. Perhaps the most shocking aspect is that he actually found not one, but two women crazy enough to get involved with him. While the famewhoring freak is spending time behind bars for violating a restraining order, Michael's on-again, off-again galpal Kate Major and his secret lover "Kris" teamed up to appear on Dr. Drew's Lifechangers. Talk about must-see TV. It seems that Lohan had a very busy summer wooing both Kris and Kate. Apparently, Kris is broken-hearted, as she assumed that she was "the one" for Lohan when she was actually the two. Kris told Dr. Drew she believed they were exclusive: "He told me that he loved me. He introduced me as his girlfriend...whenever he would talk about her [Kate] to me, he would bash her. Say she was crazy. 'She's insane, I just wish she would go away, I want her out of my life." In order keep up the facade, Michael convinced Kris that he and daughter Lindsay spent a great deal of time on the phone together. He was reaching out and touching someone all right... It just wasn't Lindsay. Kris said, "I believed him. At the time when we were seeing each other, he told me he's got this really close relationship with Lindsay. It seemed like he was on the phone with her constantly." Of course, he was really speaking to Kate most of the time. Former tabloid reporter Kate did some digging of her own and learned that Michael doesn't communicate with Lindsay at all. Kris should probably be grateful that Michael didn't share everything with her, like his fists. The Celebrity Rehab reality star remains in jail after he called Kate while a restraining order was in place. No word on when he will be released.