Tuesday, June 18, 2013
It looks like Michael Lohan and Kate Major need a reality check. The gruesome twosome are taking their show on the road in the hopes that some sucker will actually pick it up and put it on television. Lohan and Major are making a cross-country move on a bus. But it appears Lindsay's deadbeat dad has grandiose plans in store. He wants to round up some celebrities to hop on board and participate in charity fundraisers throughout the country. We can see the cast list now -- Tila Tequila, the White House Crashers, Balloon Boy's Dad, Snooki... Lohan talked exclusively to Radaraonline.com about the project, "We're calling the show, Crossing Borders, because not only will we be crossing physical borders as we go state to state, but moral borders as well." Right, because if we associate anything with Lohan and Major, it's definitely morals. He added, "As each celebrity sees him/herself as a good person, viewers will see that we all try to do our best to walk the walk, but sometimes cross the borders of what is right and wrong. While each celebrity offers something different, each city will bring something new and different as well." Sounds like Lohan's show would be a perfect fit for the loser network, if one existed. Odds are that this project will end up much like Lohan's coveted Divorced Dad's Club that was dead in the water before it ever got off the ground.