D-bag dad Michael Lohan is probably giving thanks that he's alive this week. The alleged abuser was rushed to the hospital Friday night with chest pains. And this time, he wasn't even getting arrested when it all went down. The former Celebrity Rehab star is currently serving out his time in a court-ordered rehab. However, he began having chest pains, according to TMZ. His blood pressure was reportedly 200/110 when he was taken to the hospital. Lohan was supposed to have a stent placed in his heart, but the surgery was postponed when doctors found blood clots in his lungs. Who knew someone with no heart could actually have heart problems? Luckily or unluckily for everyone, Lindsay's despicable dad will live on to beat another girlfriend. The serial criminal is expected to recover within a week. Earlier this month, Lohan was sentenced to two years' probation for smacking around on-again, off-again girlfriend Kate Major. He must also complete a treatment program in the meantime.