Michael Lohan should learn that silence truly is golden. After launching accusations of substance abuse toward ex-fiancée Erin Muller, it's now Muller's turn to rake Lohan over the coals. While Hollywood's biggest D-bag maintains that he's only been looking out for her best interest, Muller is painting a whole different picture... and it's just plain ugly. Muller wants the court to drop Lohan's allegations of harassment against her. Instead she wants the court to recognize Lohan as the crazy, violent ex-convict he is. Among the accusations she levies against the good-for-nothing -- he slapped her in the face twice for supposedly giving him a fake watch, he punched her in the mouth for having a male friend on Facebook, he whipped her with a computer cord, he kicked her in the ribs, he kicked her in her genitals and he spit in her face and beat her with his fists then yelling, "stop crying, c*nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!'" Now, THAT sounds like the Michael Lohan we all know and loathe. If anyone needs an intervention, it's Lohan. Somebody needs to save this loser from himself.