Looks like Matthew Fox is taking courses at The Chris Brown School of How to Treat Women. That or he's looking for a nice, long stint in rehab. Fox, who's best known for his role as Jack on Lost, was in Cleveland, Ohio, over the weekend, and he tried to board a tour bus as he stumbled out of a bar. Heather Bormann was driving the party bus, which was reserved for a private party, and she tried to tell the super-wasted star to get lost. Bormann tells TMZ, "He just kept staring at me with his mouth wide open and not saying anything. I told him, 'You have to leave, buddy. You are trespassing on my bus.'" Fox didn't take too kindly to kicking rocks, so he punched Bormann in the crotch and breast, she tells TMZ. Bormann says she defended herself by landing a hook to Fox's pretty face: "I took one hand to his jaw, and he was spitting blood. He stumbled backwards." She told police she broke her hand to prevent him from kicking her ass further, and it seemed to work. Fox was cuffed by an off-duty police officer but was released without being formally arrested. That may change, however - Bormann plans to discuss the matter with prosecutors today and may press charges. Bet Fox really wishes he could get back to the island right about now.