Celebrity scents are ubiquitous, so it was only a matter of time before pop queen Lady Gaga jumped on the bandwagon. But of course Gaga isn't offering her little monsters a run-of-the-mill, frilly fragrance. In fact, the notes in this perfume may smell worse than her meat dress. According to Fashionista.com, Gaga has asked perfume giant Coty to include the aromas of "blood and semen" in her signature scent. The freaky fragrance will be called Monster, after Gaga's nickname for her fans. But in order to get your hands on the bodily function bouquet, you'll have to wait until Spring 2012. In the meantime, Gaga announced a release date for her highly anticipated new album, Born this Way - May 23.