Despite the rumors that Khloe Kardashian and her husband of one year, Lamar Odom, are expecting - or at least trying their best to get pregnant - Khloe, 26, says it hasn't happened yet. The couple is ready for kids, she says, but three things are stopping her from being in the family way at the moment. After watching sister Kourtney give birth to her nephew Mason, Khloe is worried first and foremost about labor pains. She tells Us Weekly, "Kourtney made it look easy, but I don't believe it. I'm scared of the epidural needle in my back!" Her next concern is that post-baby layout that seems to be required of every star mom: "I'm scared of gaining weight and not being able to lose it after," she tells Us. And she chalks up her final reason for not procreating yet to her nephew, Mason, saying that he's such a good baby that she couldn't possibly be graced with a good baby: "Mason is so good, he never cries! I don't think that could happen twice in the family!" We tend to agree that reality TV doesn't need another Kranky Kardashian.