The fact that the Kardashian klan were a bunch of brats growing up is hardly front-page news, but a former nanny for the family is hoping her dirty deets will pay off. Pam Behan, who served as a nanny, cook and personal assistant to Bruce and Kris Jenner for a number of years, is putting her memories of working for the famous family on paper, and it's not gonna be pretty, according to TMZ. She spent tons of time with the Kardashian girls and Jenner boys, Brody and Brandon, who get the brunt of her ire. She calls the boys "extremely spoiled and disrespectful," even going so far as to claim she almost lost her job over slapping Brandon. Behan and the matriarch of the family, Kris, had their ups and downs as well; Behan says they had a "love/hate relationship." As for the girls, Behan wrote "intimate details," according to TMZ, which is surprising because the girls allegedly liked Behan. Look for her memoir to hit shelves once she finds a publisher...in other words, when the highest bidder signs on.