Thursday, June 20, 2013
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when she's got photos of your manhood in her possession. Seizing the crown as the most vindictive ex-girlfriend ever is none other than Jon Gosselin's former hanger-on Hailey Glassman. Recently, Glassman launched the ultimate smear campaign against Gosselin and his goods, telling every tabloid who would listen that the one-time reality star was far from endowed. And now she's taking it to an all new low by posting evidence she supposedly secured when they were happy couple, just hanging out snapping pictures of their privates. In her latest effort to stay relevant, while at the same time undermining and embarrassing the father of eight, the 22-year-old took to her Twitter to go public with a man's private parts. Making no secret of the member's owner, Glassman Tweeted, "Yes, YOU KNOW WHO THIS NASTY PENIS belongs to! I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. EW the torture!" Next to the teeny weenie peeny is a ruler that surely puts Gosselin's shortcomings in perspective. The picture is supposedly of Gosselin -- and let's just say if he were a baseball player, he'd be playing shortstop. We're guessing the ill-equipped Octodad won't be following in Levi Johnston's footsteps and posing for Playgirl any time soon.