Sadly, there was no "get out of jail free card" for Deena Cortese. Police arrested the 25-year-old reality star for disorderly conduct over the weekend. Apparently, the MTV fixture had a whole lot more than one too many and decided to go play in traffic. Tommy Boyd, Seaside Heights, N.J., police chief, told WNBC TV that Snooki's sidekick was busted on a disorderly conduct charge. According to Chief Boyd, an officer noticed that the buxom brunette was "a little intoxicated," standing in the middle of the road and hitting cars that drove by. She originally started off her hijinks by dancing in the streets. Um, we're going to go out on a limb here and say that in this case "a little intoxicated" probably means she was drunk as hell. Cortese was taken down to headquarters and eventually released on a summons. Of course, not before the cameras captured Ronnie, JWoww, Sammi and a pregnant Snooki paying their incarcerated co-star a visit. However, it wasn't her hard-partying pals that bailed her out of jail. It was actually her miffed mom and dad who looked none too pleased that Deena was the latest cast member to get tossed in the slammer. Obviously, that's not the kind of resume padding they expected from their offspring.