Speidi is back -- and "crazier" than ever. The couple has once again emerged from obscurity to generate some headlines. Former Hills star Heidi Montag is returning to the spotlight, and she's showing off some major T & A. Only this time around, it's not her own triple D's making their debut. Montag, who appeared in Playboy after undergoing a massive plastic surgery makeover, will instead earn a whopping $25,000 for one night at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Sin City. But don't expect to see her shaking her moneymaker. Montag will keep her monstrous mammaries under wraps when she plays host of the strip club's three-year anniversary party. Patrons may look, but they definitely can't touch, especially since hubby Spencer Pratt will be joining Montag for the eye-popping event. According to the poster, the gala will feature beautiful entertainers, cocktails, sushi and hookahs (not hookers). The latest appearance will prolong her 15 minutes of fame while putting some cash in her wallet. Montag issued the following statement: "I am so excited to host Crazy Horse III's third anniversary celebration. I'm ready to party!' Special thanks to CrazyHorse III for once again extending the couple's 15 minutes of fame.